It’s Official: North Carolina Has The Based God’s Blessings
For the past five years, the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill has suffered what the late “American Dream” Dusty Rhodes would call “hard times.”
Club LIV. NIT. Austin Rivers. Mary Willingham. Kendall Marshall’s wrist. Wainstein Report. SACS probation. LOSING TO N.C. STATE IN THE DEAN DOME. DUKE WINNING A NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. THE QUICK LANE BOWL.
You get the drill. We have been witnessing an anti-renaissance of Carolina athletics. For years, we’ve asked when it would come to an end. Wait no longer, Tar Heels across America. We have finally reached the light at the end of the tunnel. Lil B, The Based God, has blessed North Carolina.
— Lil B From The Pack (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD) July 4, 2015
This rivals any on-court/field victory for the university. Lil B’s blessing, much like his curse, is something that lasts forever. North Carolina will now join the elite company of athletes such as Steph Curry and prosper with the Based God’s blessings. ESPN Radio host Joe Ovies put it best with his predictions for the university in 2015-16:
— Joe Ovies (@joeovies) July 4, 2015
The possibilities are endless for North Carolina, now. Can the football team win the ACC? Sure! Can basketball win another March Madness crown? Why not?! Can women’s basketball be saved from the NCAA’s hammer of justice?
No. Nothing, not even the Based God himself, can save women’s basketball right now.
Still, it’s a great day in North Carolina history. We finally did it. Hard times are over. The 2015-16 academic year may just be the greatest to ever happen in Chapel Hill.
Thank you, Based God.
Featured image courtesy of Lil B The Based God.